"Attention please. Attention. This is Pancake. It's 'Take Your Dog To Work Day'. It's a very important day. I go to work every day but today I kicked my dad out of his desk and made him follow me around all day while I did important studio things. Like edit photos and make frames and stuff. I guess my dad's an ok photographer. I mean, I let him take my picture and all."
"So I started off editing some photos. On the computer. It scared me."
"Whatever. I got the hang of it, ok?"
"Miko tried to act all cool like he could edit photos, too. But he's too young to understand the complexity of composition and stuff like that."
"So then I was like- Dad, stop lollygaggin' we gotta make frames and stuff. Pass me the tape gun. And go clean some glass for me and stuff ok."
"Whatever. Then I was all 'Dad get out of the way I gotta make these prints and stuff.' And he was all 'No dogs allowed in the darkroom.' And I was all "Whatever I can make these prints real good. It's all Zone 6 and a touch of contrast and pass me the dodge tool and don't forget to split tone. Duh."
"I kept my tie on the whole time. Because that's what a real artist does. Whatever."